At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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