awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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