Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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