I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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