But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
