Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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