I hope mine doesn't look like that
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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