I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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