I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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