did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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