She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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