You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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