No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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