I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
