Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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