I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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