i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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