I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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