imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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