She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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