we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
