I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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