going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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