Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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