Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize