this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize