As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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