Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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