i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
