That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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