i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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