Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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