i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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