if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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