My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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