You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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