I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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