You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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