Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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