All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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