Having a random hookup so left but love u
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Drunk is not a location!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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