OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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