If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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