like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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