At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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