you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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