I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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