are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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