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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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