There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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