found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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