how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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