what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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