Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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