'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
