i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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