its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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