is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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