dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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