its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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